Let’s admit it, moms: those post-baby days were an excuse to dodge all social invites and binge-watch TV shows you secretly hate-watch. But here we are, over 24 months postpartum, and suddenly FaceTiming Grandma isn't cutting it anymore. You realize—oh the horror—you crave more than just the sound of your baby's blabber and that glorious “ding” when your online purchase arrives.

Have you ever stared at your houseplants, pleading them to talk back? Don't worry, you’re not crazy, just weekend-starved. Spoiler alert: houseplants will never replace human friends.

From Burrito Blankets to Real Human Blankets: The Evolution

Remember when you used to escape into a burrito blanket with your newborn? That was then, this is now. You require a real, live, breathing human who can actively respond to, “What do I do with this kid when they're screaming bloody murder?”

Bold move: Answering your phone without screening it first!

Ask any mom over 24 months postpartum, and she'll tell you: friendships become essential again. Suddenly, figuring out how to maintain a social life without an infant attached to your hip is a top-tier priority.

Breaking Up with Netflix: Reclaiming Your Social Calendar

Warning: Re-entering society may require pants!

It might feel scary to leave the baby cave and join the real world, but the minor discomfort is worth the camaraderie, hilarity, and maybe even some delicious gossip.

The Science: Friends are Basically Emotional Kale

Our postpartum brains thrive on human interaction. Studies show that friendships can improve mental health and even reduce depression. So really, friendships are the emotional equivalent of kale. And let's be honest, kale chips are overrated—humans are not.

When was the last time kale made you laugh so hard you peed a little?

More interactions, whether virtual or in-person, enrich our emotional lives, which is a victory in itself. Sprinkle those social connections like glitter and embrace your newfound zest!

The Social To-Do List: From 'Mommy and Me' to 'Adult and Me'

First, start by joining or reigniting your mom group on social media. Women going through the same stage offer invaluable insights. Plus, transitioning a conversation from “Baby's first steps”

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This could be an unending spa day or a kid-free brunch—anything that makes you realize there's life beyond mustard-stained sweatshirts.

The Wild Card Friendship: The Surprise MVP

Don’t underestimate the power of forging new connections with surprising souls—random dad at the park or that quirky barista. Those unexpected friendships come with the charm of novelty!

Newsflash: Your social network is like a constellation—never too late to add a new star!

You might even discover mutual obsessions or life hacks that greatly enrich your life.

Embracing the Chaos: Friends, Fun, and Fiascos

Look, we all know social engagements can lead to mishaps (hello, spilt wine on the sofa). But no one will be video-calling their poffice (post-coffee office) to relive thrilling times of sorting onesies.

Get out there and make socially distanced mysteries a thing of the past!

So, dust those legendary leopard print boots by the door, rally your friends, and orchestrate a social revival worthy of the red carpet.